Birds are Inconsiderate Assholes
Poop all over my car and I only parked under the tree for an hour. Fucking birds.
It was 77°F like an hour ago. Now its nearly 49°F. What?
Step One: Take out homework
Step Two: Reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
I just watched the latest Avengers trailer. I’m considering freezing myself so I can skip the next 2 months and wake up when it comes out. Not like I’ll be missing anything important other than class. My body is ready.
I think there might be something wrong with our water heater. I just took an icy shower. I have no problem with cold showers, but this was just ICY. Turning the hot water knob gave me colder water than when I turned the cold water knob. Anyways, I’m freezing.
HEY GUYS. Remember when I said I was going to skip class because I couldn’t find my pants? Well, I just checked my email and it turns out both my professors cancelled class anyways! WOOHOO
Can’t find pants. Skipping class. Maybe I’ll start studying for my exam this Thursday. Should also work on getting caught up in Calculus. Or I’ll end up playing games instead.