May 2012
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Hey guys, I’m back. So it turns out between playing Team Fortress 2, replaying Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood, and being on Tumblr all day, I somehow managed to bruise my ribs. Alrighty then. Then my doctor prescribes me some allergy meds and says I’ll be fine in a week. What.
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
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Going to the doctor for the first time in years for a mysterious breathing issue! I sure hope it’s nothing serious, because I have a lot of nothing planned for the rest of the day. In case it does take forever, my queue is set till Sunday. Alrighty then. Toodles!
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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Hey I just met thee
And 'tis crazy
But here's my dowry
So court me maybe
tanku:
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
nintendoggystyle:
nobody calls me maybe
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
